@firstname.lastname@example.org | playvicious.social
I come home, my roommate thought I was DEAD because she came back to our dorm and bathroom covered in blood.
I feel so bad for her. I'm sorry, my nostrils got excited, what can I do?
But LO AND BEHOLD, it starts again the next morning. Unprompted. I woke up, stood up, and I felt my nose just *pop* and the geiser commences all over again.
I go to my RA (across the hall) and he calls the paramedics again and I just sit around and relax
And as soon as they walk through the door
"Fancy meeting you here! You come here often???" 😉